Martin Smith
By Martin Smith Previous episodes ‘The following Monday, I sat amidst a group of fellow wannabes in a studio. A pig wearing a bow tie, a beret and a pencil moustache stood before us and said,“Welcome to Performing Protagonism 101. I’m Ham. This is my sister, Gammon.” Another
Martin Smith
By Martin Smith ‘I took the Doc’s advice and decided that my first small step towards protagonism was to get myself a first name. I bought a book called Name Your Child and thumbed my way through the As. I thought about Ace, but it seemed a bit too
Martin Smith
by Martin Smith ‘The two of us scuttled back to Woodland, our home in the forest, where we had a hell of a time putting ourselves back together. First, we tried duct tape, then staples, and then superglue. But that was a disaster as we got high on the fumes
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By Martin Smith ‘Hello. My name is Andy, and I’m an antagonist.’ ‘Hi, Andy.’ ‘I … I …’ ‘Take your time, Andy. We’re all listening.’ ‘Well, I’m Andy Rumpel—’ ‘No last names, Andy.’ ‘Sorry. Look, you’ve probably heard of me. Last year, there was a child custody dispute